yes, my night did just get infinitely better 👏
Yep, that’s right!
He had a tiny hammer and was fixing the plumbing on the fountain. He ate a magic mushroom and fucking grew you guys. But it gets better.
So I’m peeing myself, because this can’t get better, right?! FUCKING WRONG
Bless you, Mario cosplayer. Bless your stunning dedication.
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
Ancient Roman gold bracelet in the form of a coiled snake
1st century AD, Pompeii (The British Museum)
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…
brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
'what is happiness to you?'
this gif of a toucan going down the stairs